a quick caitvi doodle I did for valentines day!!!
a quick caitvi doodle I did for valentines day!!!
sketch commissions for @h3n5h1 based on his fanfic series a moment to talk
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YELENA BELOVAin THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier
When all you have left to hold on to is a green tactical vest, a tub of hair gel, and a stolen guinea pig.
Bonus:
why are most emisue fics unfinished
i felt so many things watching dickinson and now i’m here 🧍🏻
i just finished watching dickinson and if no one minds i’m gonna set myself on fire
if my best friend who ive been in love with close to 20 years said to me that the job that’s taken a child from her and her safety and her sanity and her body and parts of her soul was worth it bc it gave her me, AND she’s still married with kids, well that would simply send me into a spiral and id kill myself immediately. emily prentiss ur so strong hang in there girl
Kate: fuck, who do I shoot?!
Yelena: her!
Yelena Clone: don’t shoot me, I love you!
Kate: *shoots the clone*
Kate: Yelena never expresses affection like a normal, functioning human!
Yelena: yeah!
the nazis carried out operation greif [1] during the battle of the bulge, wearing uniforms from captured u.s. and british soldiers and using captured allied vehicles to approach and confuse the rear of the allied line, trying to take a bridge before it was destroyed.
they also committed the malmedy massacre [2], during which they rounded up 120 POWs who had surrendered in a field, machine gunned them, then walked among the bodies firing shots into the heads of anyone still alive. those who escaped went into a cafe, which they then set on fire and murdered anyone who fled the building.
israel is once again using nazi tactics in their genocide.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Greif
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malmedy_massacre
Nat: Yelena cut her hair
Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know
Nat: How’s Bishop taking it?
Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn’t even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She’s hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?
Nat: Oh so-
Clint: (continuing) She’s already got the perfect style figured out too. I’m dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can’t look at her without blushing.
Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming
Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me
Clint: What did she say?
Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.
They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch
Clint: It’s been a slow day anyway
Yelena: Kate has no survival skills. Her need to be a hero has replaced them.
Natasha: That can’t be true.
Yelena: Watch this.
Yelena: Kate Bishop, there’s a lost child at the bottom of the stairs!
Kate: (throws herself out the nearest window)
Yelena: God I love her.
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
Kate: Whatever you want
HAWKEYE (2021) dir. Bert & Bertie
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